As of this moment, I am -----

Dr. Elwood P. Dobbs,
Pastor Prelate of Our Lady of the Wet Volcano
(effective 02 02 2020 at 02:02:02 UTC)

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I have been honored with being named Pastor Prelate of Our Lady of the Wet Volcano in Elwood, Malaysia. The strange thing is, I had always thought the people who sent me didn't like me.

The problem I have is that, now that I'm been dropped off, pretty much in the middle of nowhere, I can't find Elwood on the Malaysia map they gave me. Anybody know where it is?

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Dr. Elwood P. Dobbs,
Pastor Prelate of Our Lady of the Wet Volcano
(effective 02 02 2020 at 02:02:02)

SubGenius Drop Cards. Print to Avery 2" x 3.5" blank business cards )10 up on 8.5" x 11" sheet). Two sets (collection one and two) in two different formats (png and jpeg).

Good luck and enjoy!

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