I awakened in a very positive state of mind. It is a lovely Porto spring day and the birds are chirping louder than is necessary, but I digress, because things are going so well, and as an act of pure altruism, I have fropped powerfully to praise JahDobbs and so you all can go on living...No apocalypse today, enjoy!
Y'know, I'm not all that smart, but every day I look around me and say to myself. "how the fuck did we let thus happen?' And then I remember we are homo sapiens, split brained monkeys with over sized frontal lobes, a lizard hind brain, and opposed thumbs. Well what could possibly go wrong with that?
I rest my fucking case yer honor!
The Conspiracy will tell you that you have to have money to have slack. Friends, just think about that for two seconds. You need this commodity, that service, those credentials, then you’ll have slack. Sound familiar? It should. The Conspiracy will tell you that you have to have money to have slack. But “Bob” offers you empirical evidence this is not true. How can you prove this claim? It’s easy. Just send half or more of all your money to The SubGenius Foundation and see the slack blossom!
retired Mercenary of Mercy now residing in Porto, Portugal!
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.