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I've been buying all kinds of exotic kitten food flavors like duck, chilean seabass, shrimp w/ tuna & pumpkin, salmon, etc.

So when I go to pick a can, I say "what will it be tonight, boiz!?!?"

And they start meowing and walking in circles while I describe the various flavor palettes of each one. It's a pretty fun ritual.

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I've lost my mind before.

It's nothing like they make it out to be.

One day you just realize that you seem... Missing.

Like there's a part of yourself you suddenly remember you had and now it's gone and the panic of being less than yourself screams at the borders of your consciousness, but you're still struggling to remember what it even was that you lost.

It's thinking back and having the vaguest idea, worse than deja vu, like you know you really should know something you don't.

Build your own rocket ship! If the X-ists in their Escape Saucers continue to not show up on July 5th to lift up the Church of the SubGenius in glory away from this planet of Normals, then we must build our own rocket ship. You can help!

JOIN... the Church of the SubGenius

:jrbd: subgenius.com

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