How to write a haiku:

I write down these words

When excremediating

For a good haiku

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“Who are the Screaming Geezers?! It’s my band. Now, the Screaming Geezers and my other musical project, Spaceship Landing in a Cemetery, are on Black October Records, soon to be distributed by Rough Trade, a major label. The first complete Screaming Geezers album will be out in January. Are you in the Portland, Oregon area? John Shirley & the Screaming Geezers will be playing at the Kenton Club, Saturday 1/11/2020. Next month.”

www.screaminggeezers.com

@GrandHighInquisitor

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Yeats, “The Second Coming”

J.R. Dobbs
Superstar
Quit your job and slack it off
“Bob” you are

My retirement plan is to have owls carry me away to their haven... :blobcoffeeraccoon:

@GrandHighInquisitor

Glad you you made it! Onan is in your neck of the woods which is good. Maybe I should move there too.

-Chris

screaminggeezers.com/ is on my mind. Two sample songs free to play there for my band, the Screaming Geezers. Influences, Lou Reed, Iggy and the Stooges, Zappa... Serious rock band, expert players, not amateur time. Have record deal with Black October Records distributed by Rough Trade starting in January. Playing regular gigs, and if you're in the Portland, Oregon area we're headlining the Kenton Club in Portland on January 11, a Saturday. Geezers on about 10:30.

Hail Humans & Subgeniuses. I am the Reverend John Shirley, Grand High Inquisitor, for many years, in the Church of the Subgenius. When the saucers come, I will be subjecting each of you to an admittance inquisition to see if you are true Yeti-blood and, once that is done, to see if you are more than 100 per cent devout enough. I use an admittedly cruel interrogation device--which induces orgasms through means of a ray emanated directly into your brain. It will stop unless you speak truth.

Welcome to dobbs.town Rev. John Shirley ...

"Writer of novels, books of stories, scripts (eg, "The Crow" and tv including Deep Space Nine), and songs for Blue Oyster Cult and his own music projects which include Spaceship Landing in a Cemetery and the Screaming Geezers. The Reverend John Shirley is the Grand High Inquisitor and Ipsissimus of the Church of the Subgenius."

@GrandHighInquisitor

John Shirley (one of the original writers of ⭐ #StarTrek: Deep Space Nine 🌟 ) just joined the #fediverse one hour ago! Give them a warm welcome!!!

Was just reading their en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Shi and damn they have been productive!

Welcome to the #fediverse @GrandHighInquisitor!

As you learn more and more reliable, safe methods of Time Control, you will find your I.Q. increasing - your very cranium will seem to pulsate from within, barely able to contain the turmoil of glorious new concepts and mental skills.

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Happy to be here. See my profile for relevant links. I do not speak emoji but I will try to communicate to all humans and subgeniuses here.

Hail Humans & Subgeniuses. I am the Reverend John Shirley, Grand High Inquisitor, for many years, in the Church of the Subgenius. When the saucers come, I will be subjecting each of you to an admittance inquisition to see if you are true Yeti-blood and, once that is done, to see if you are more than 100 per cent devout enough. I use an admittedly cruel interrogation device--which induces orgasms through means of a ray emanated directly into your brain. It will stop unless you speak truth.

DOBBS.TOWN

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