The only people telling you ghosts are real are ghost hunters and the writers of fiction. The only people telling you ufos are real are ufologists and the writers of fiction. The only people telling you God is real are the priests and the writers of fiction.

They'll happily tell you about UFOs yesterday, and the possibility of UFOs being disclosed tomorrow, but can never seem to address that there are no UFOs here and now in front of my face where I can see them.

Total sleazebag, he's the great grandson of Francisco Franco and is deep in the pocket of the European Right.

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This is Louis Alphonse de Bourbon, who would be King Louis XX of France if they still had a monarchy.

"What I'm trying to tell you is that a thing, an object and an item are all the same thing."


Zalmoxis is the ancient Dacian deity of ???. I can't figure out his portfolio. He seems like a general hairy thunderer, but the Dacians had a pretty shitty relationship with him. Every three years, somebody would be chosen by lot to be flung onto a bunch of spears. If he survived, Zalmoxis was pissed, and the survivor declared a "bad person".

If he died, Zalmoxis was pleased as punch, everything was golden.

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Baja Blast.

Delta Burke implies the existence of an Alpha and Omega Burke.


I'm extra fropped tonight! We gonna get DANK, shnizzle!

I just read an account of a 16th century black mass, and the Devil got up to give a sermon, but nobody could understand what he said because it was just growling.

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