J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is dumber than he is. He's painfully stupid, but the pain is only experienced by those around him. Haven't you noticed that the most irritating people you know are also the luckiest and the happiest?
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@onan that is the Gladstone Gander Effect. Happiness is largely defined by being lucky enough to not have anything bad happen to you.
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