PARENTS! Are YOUR children dabbling in MONARCHISM? KNOW THE SIGNS!
- Powdered Wigs
- White Face Makeup
- Beauty Marks
- Conspicuous Usage of the Plural First-Person
Every year HUNDREDS of America’s hopeful youth turn to THE MONARCHY for “kicks”. This vice quickly turns to desolation as the schoolyard is subinfeudated via patrilineal succession. Left untreated, the Monarchy will become an ARISTOCRACY, resulting in sterilization and/or death!
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.