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PARENTS! Are YOUR children dabbling in MONARCHISM? KNOW THE SIGNS!

- Powdered Wigs
- White Face Makeup
- Beauty Marks
- Conspicuous Usage of the Plural First-Person

Every year HUNDREDS of America’s hopeful youth turn to THE MONARCHY for “kicks”. This vice quickly turns to desolation as the schoolyard is subinfeudated via patrilineal succession. Left untreated, the Monarchy will become an ARISTOCRACY, resulting in sterilization and/or death!

@Korgdisso Plural first person is totally in right now. Have you seen the gaming streamers? They're always referring to the combination of themselves and chat as "we". If powdered wigs are the next fad I won't be surprised at all.
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