Stumbled across THIS gem last night.
Men inside elephant vaginas.
Elephant bukakke train.
YES. From 2016.
"The first time I saw you standing in the water, you must have been all of a thousand feet tall
Nearly naked, unashamed like Herod's daughter; your love was so big it made New York look small
You've been the subject of so many dreams...since I climbed your torso...
Oh, my statue of liberty, boo-boo
Impaled on your hair, what do you do-do-do to me, boo-boo..."
Half-day, whadya say? Enjoyed a brief afternoon walk to the local park. Someone lost a soccer ball WAY up a maple tree. The 1 other human within an entire city block (w/his 2 children) just HAD to approach the waste receptacle at the same time as me. We made EYE CONTACT. It was awful. So I didn't even use the path but made a diagonal b-line (hyuck) across the park grass through a FIELD OF GROUND BEES. But it was totes worth it because I found this dope-ass light up pirate parrot.
Happy Slack Friday! Let's take a moment to appreciate our Mayor. 💥 🤯
Just got done looking at Zombie Love; 158 full-color pages of mind-blowing murals that German graf artist Won ABC did around the globe (see Dobbs.town train post).
Also here's a video of part of my law office, The Inner Sanctum by Jeremy Harvey. Some of the highlights have been gone over in black light activated paint. It is an awesome place to watch movies on the big screen!
Holy Mother of Fuck
Motorcity Death Clench of Doom
Corrective Phrenology Institute
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.