dolby digital music box
please switch the USB-C stick to side 2 to continue playback
double-sided wax cylinder
super long play GBA cartridge
rewritable MP3 file
AC to DC downmixer
losslessly compressed film negative
okay i'll stop
maybe just a few more
FAT32-formatted vinyl LP
HEVC memory stick duo
write protected whiteboard
note: this jpeg is protected by online DRM
funnily enough there's a lot of things like "digitally encoded VHS" or "copy-protected NTSC broadcast" that i'm consciously avoiding because they're actually real
this record supports chapter select
full colour 8-track
in the very early days of the transition from black and white to color tv, scammers used to go door-to-door selling these three strips of clear plastic. the bottom strip was light brown, the middle strip was pale pink and the top strip was light blue.
the idea was, you'd tape it up on the black and white screen. and on average, peoples' faces would appear in the middle bit, so they'd be pink.
@Nikolai_Kingsley my dad had one of those :p
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