anyone who's read Robert Anton Wilson's "Schrodinger's Cat" Trilogy will be flashing on President Furbish Lousewart on seeing this.

@thegibson @Nikolai_Kingsley #4 is implausible, the reptoids and greys are much more competent than our government.

#6 is unproven but I'm willing to gamble with the orange shitgibbon's life.

#11 some adults, too.

@Nikolai_Kingsley ”Homosexual terrorism”? Meaning choosing very homogenic targets and executing sexy plans?

@jabsonik @kingu_platypus_gidora

i am still wondering about a government official whose stated policy is "children need to be whipped".

@Nikolai_Kingsley I've said more than 12 batshit insane things in my life with the full intent of making other people believe them. Why aren't I famous yet?


you need to hang up a shingle and take money from people to cure them of psychosomatic illnesses.


i kind of wonder whatever happened to the notion of scientific verification.


There is no need for scientific verification anymore it seems. The world has gone crazy.

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