EYELASH

This is a book. I wrote it. It has giant robot battles, alien squid and purple-haired elf girls and Subgenius paranoia.

available from the Church of the Subgenius website:

http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/new_crap.htm

or, if you have to, Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/194652901X/ref=ppx_od_dt_b_asin_title_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1