It's been all fun and games up until now.
I had to do something to make you listen. If you want to see your toilet paper back... You'll pay your $35 to "Bob".
One doesn't have to be baptized in "Bob" to be saved! Members of rival cults who were unknowing, unsaved SubGeniuses in life will find themselves in SubGenius Hell -- which they'll naturally think is their Heaven. We may find among us rogue priests, misfit rabbis, deranged sufis, even some cops. All who were great SubGeniuses and Bold Surrealists without knowing it will join us in SubGenius Hell. You should assume that YOU still have to send the $35.
"I realized another thing, that in this world the fast runners do not always win the races, and the brave do not always win the battles. The wise do not always earn a living, the intelligent people do not always get rich, and the capable people do not always rise to high positions. Bad luck happens to everyone." - Ecclesiastes 9:11, Good News Translation
In my lifetime I have seen most of the end of 1800s style circus acts, with wild animals, in North America. I think it’s possible I will live to see the beginning of the end of zoos and aquariums in North America. That’s fine. Some day I will read the last rhino was poached to make ineffective magic potions with. Not fine but that’s where we are heading. I am ALL FOR believing any kind of ridiculous belief that only makes the believer ridiculous. But “traditional medicine” is no good.
San Diego geek
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