14 hour Monday. No slack. No frop either. Pray for me.

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"But as Baudrillard said, that The Matrix was the kind of film about the matrix that the matrix itself would produce"

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There's a verse in the Bible that says anything you want.

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One day, the inventor of USB will die.

They will try to lower his casket into the grave.

It won't fit.

They'll have to raise it out, turn it around, and lower it in the opposite way.

Then it will go in.
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“The researchers suggest that the presence of the ‘mean’ robot appeared to have caused the volunteers to be more alert.”

You go read The Book of the SubGenius and tell me we haven’t been warming you of AND creating this world for decades. But you did not listen - UNLESS YOU DID.

m.techxplore.com/news/2018-08-

My daughter labels herself as my ninja. So proud. Pink boys beware.

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but pinks are still all about those politics and hormones 😂

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I applied for a job and accidentally uploaded the true name of god instead of my cover letter

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I bought a glass handheld pipe which was on sale cheap for $10 at a local shop. Walking home from the shop I reflected that I should have asked for a left-handed pipe, since I am left handed. Come to find out it IS a left-handed pipe, which was probably why it was on sale. If I had asked specifically for a left-handed pipe, they might have charged me more. So like a typical SubGenius, I accidentally got exactly what I wanted before I even knew that I wanted it. Praise "Bob"!

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I truly enjoy coming upon discussions in which people discuss ideas with good will, nuance, and sincerity. This especially when a point is made which I hadn’t considered, let alone agree with or not, and need to mull. It’s one of the reasons I remain on fediverse long after I’ve terminated other social media. Thanks, kids!

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RT @Foone@twitter.com
Start the new year by finding a way to create a little joy, no matter how small or fleeting

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Some things get more valuable the more of them there are. Some things get less valuable the more of them there are. You have to decide for yourself which is which.

But there's one thing that is more valuable when there's more of it AND when there's less of it. And that is SLACK.

Find out more when you JOIN...

The Church of the SubGenius

:jrbd: subgenius.com

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ARE YOU BEING MIND-CONTROLLED? by Dr. @philo U. Drummond, Ø1deg.

Are you being mind-controlled by the secret subliminal radio?

The Government/Conspiracy II has developed a vast covert hermetic department involved in the study and advancement of mind-control techniques using the Silent Radio on individuals and groups.

The alternate future belongs to "Bob" and the Church of the SubGenius.

These are not the ravings of a madman, heed my warning!

:jrbd: 🧠 📻

subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/

Consumerism works. It’s a hell of a drug.

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