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So.

It's been all fun and games up until now.

I had to do something to make you listen. If you want to see your toilet paper back... You'll pay your $35 to "Bob".

subgenius.com

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Today's word I didn't realize I needed so much will be "verschlimmbessern".

A German verb meaning "to worsen a situation by trying to better it". 👌

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y'all someone spoiled what happens to Jesus for me is the bible still any good? or should I just watch the movie?

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One doesn't have to be baptized in "Bob" to be saved! Members of rival cults who were unknowing, unsaved SubGeniuses in life will find themselves in SubGenius Hell -- which they'll naturally think is their Heaven. We may find among us rogue priests, misfit rabbis, deranged sufis, even some cops. All who were great SubGeniuses and Bold Surrealists without knowing it will join us in SubGenius Hell. You should assume that YOU still have to send the $35.

:jrbd: SubGenius.com

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"I realized another thing, that in this world the fast runners do not always win the races, and the brave do not always win the battles. The wise do not always earn a living, the intelligent people do not always get rich, and the capable people do not always rise to high positions. Bad luck happens to everyone." - Ecclesiastes 9:11, Good News Translation

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"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." ~Turkish proverb

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Well that's the last time I'm being the change I want to see in the world, it's time to write my representative 💯

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Some people hate cash and others hate credit cards. Whichever you hate, why not send it to "Bob?" You won't believe where it will take you.
Box 807
Glen Rose, Tx
76043
Or, send it for free on "Bob's" website:
subgenius.com/index.htm
You can thank me later… on X-Day!
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“Opera is made by rich people for rich people, theatre is made by poor people for rich people, movies are made by rich people for poor people and memes are made by poor people for poor people.”

It’s no Dobbsday, but merry Christmas anyway you magnificent bastards.

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The word "nun" is just the letter "n" doing a somersault :D
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In my lifetime I have seen most of the end of 1800s style circus acts, with wild animals, in North America. I think it’s possible I will live to see the beginning of the end of zoos and aquariums in North America. That’s fine. Some day I will read the last rhino was poached to make ineffective magic potions with. Not fine but that’s where we are heading. I am ALL FOR believing any kind of ridiculous belief that only makes the believer ridiculous. But “traditional medicine” is no good.

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I used to have migraines. Then I found J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and his Church of the SubGenius. Now I have migraines AND “Bob”. So can you! Join today at SubGenius.com

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when in rome please DO NOT do as the romans do. ive had bad experiences with those guys

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