Finally got things together enough to cue cred for a copy of <i>Neighborword</I>, and, N's and A's, it is highly recommended.

The Church of the SubGenius was founded on January 1st, 1980.


Choices, choices... do I stay up late tonight or get to bed early JUST IN CASE -- ???

For me, this always has been the perfect X-Day anthem:

"I don't ask for much, I just want a smooth flight!"

I can't wait to not go to work tomorrow cause I'll be in my saucer living the good life

Glorious news from me, your humbly astounding Boonie Ghoul. I am thoroughly. Moved away from the shitstorm that was Joe and the Britch, and into my new lair, which I have named Ghoul's Lair Clarendon. Like Henry Higgins, I am a quiet living weirdo who prefers to spend the evening in the quiet of his room, and likes an atmosphere as restful as an undiscovered tomb. I have it. Now, comes the sabbatical wherein I clear all thoughts of the Britch from my mind. By "Bob"'s sweet pipe, I am free.

What's you say?

Well, it's only the best Subgenius hangout this side of Sirius.

What's a $ubgenius you say?

Just ask us! ...or go to :jrbd:

Under the spreading chestnut tree,

I sold you and you sold me:

There lie they, and here lie we.

Under the spreading chestnut tree.

Gotta keep your priorities straight in a world gone mad:

In 2085, armored warfare is faster and deadlier than ever. Hovercraft, tanks, and infantry slug it out with tactical nukes. But the most feared weapon of all needs no human guidance. It's a giant cybernetic tank bristling with guns and missiles. It's the Ogre.

Wait wait wait.... You mean I have to "work" in various "jobs" my whole life? Who the fuck decided this was a good idea. Something needs to be done about this. It's an intolerable and grossly unjust state of affairs. I demand a utopian society immediately! Somebody, anybody, fix it! Help! Fuck!

I somehow don't think so.

"Coelacanth flesh is full of urea, which is a nitrogen-based compound that your kidneys cleanse from your blood and you then excrete in your pee. So it’s kind of like eating greasy urine-flesh. But it’s also full of wax esters, which are molecules of indigestible junk that your body will probably discharge in a flood of unstoppable oily diarrhea."

Why do the Xists keep not showing up on X-Day? THEY'RE AFRAID OF HERBIE

Perhaps you don't know of the wonder that is Herbie Popnecker. Perhaps you have been decieved by Spiderist cult propaganda. There is no Herbie but Herbie, and Ogden Whitney was his prophet. Praise be Popnecker! OR HE'LL BOP YOU WITH THIS HERE LOLLIPOP

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