Ever notice the parallels:

Luke is Dorothy, C-3PO is the tin man, Chewbacca is the cowardly lion, Han Solo is the scarecrow, R2-D2 is Toto, Ben Kenobi is The Wizard, Darth Vader is the Wicked Witch of the West, The Force is Glenda and the stormtroopers are the flying monkeys.

And somehow everything syncs up perfectly to Pink Floyd.

My work here is done.


And all the later-written chapters are made up as they go along!


Baum's away!!

@justjohn @Phinny "Luke, use the gold standard. Trust your feelings! Fractional reserve banking is a Trade Federation plot!"

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