There is a crack in the wood of my front door which was caused by the 1989 Loma Prieta Quake. Other people might complain about it and want it replaced but I kind of like it because I can look at it from my bed and be able to see if anyone is outside my door by the light flickering through it. It's not a bug it's a feature.

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