Holy shit man I think the economy is a total wreck and they're chopping it up for firewood. There are killer microbes on the loose, everybody is fucked, and evil insane idiots are in charge of everything. It's like 'The Thing' meets '1984' meets 'The Stand' and I can't urinate! WHO WANTS PIE?? :P

@Phinny That sounds completely different from how things have been for all of recorded history.

@onan You're tellin me! I used to piss like a racehorse!

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