The other week fairly late at night this troll comes into #subgenius on IRC and complains about the channel being dead you know how they do... so I say "Well I guess some people just complain that the boat isn't moving and other people help row. I guess we know what kind you are" and I guess my rebuke shamed him so thoroughly he came back later and apologized to everyone with frowny face and left for good.
It kind of works... but it helps that Arnold and Stallone's on-screen personas are both about equally wooden and lifeless. Both actors have about all the range of a Daisy air rifle. So when they play robots, it's convincing. But let's see the scene with Jerry Lewis:
And don't even get me started on Auntie Em. :P
Ever notice the parallels:
Luke is Dorothy, C-3PO is the tin man, Chewbacca is the cowardly lion, Han Solo is the scarecrow, R2-D2 is Toto, Ben Kenobi is The Wizard, Darth Vader is the Wicked Witch of the West, The Force is Glenda and the stormtroopers are the flying monkeys.
And somehow everything syncs up perfectly to Pink Floyd.
My work here is done.
PS. Those times are EASTERN.
NCN will play The Topical Earthquake Show tomorrow (Sunday July 7th, 2019) from 10pm to 2am with optional pre-show starting an hour before listed showtimes.
With clips from our series 'Midnight Voicejail' featuring real-life voicemail messages made right after the 1989 Loma Prieta 7.1 earthquake (same size as California's most recent one) featuring the voices of Joe Sledgehammer, Ronald Redball and Al Newport and some other related goodies.
Use http://nationalcynical.com/webcast during showtimes! Thx.
The National Cynical Network is on the air!
Join us for our ALL-DAY X-Day Eve Festivities starting NOW.
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We are having technical problems with Winamp which we can't fix so we are not going to be able to stream tonight. It will probably settle down by next week. DFM at http://dfm.nu/ will stream an older show 10pm - 1am EASTERN so you can tune in there. Sorry!
NCN - The SubGenius Documentary After-Party Special
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