There's a bunch of different reasons why money will be worthless soon. That’s why I'm taking advantage of the buy 2 for the price of 1 membership event at the Church of the SubGenius. When the end times come (and you know they are near), these little end-of-the-world packs are going to be more in-demand than chicken sandwiches from Popeye's. Order now! Buy 2 for only the price of 1! The end is near! Make haste! Don't delay! You can thank me later… on X-Day!
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.