If something stinks
Everywhere you go
The stinker may
Be you, you know.

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Don't let them tell you what to do!

Parents, friends, teachers, doctors, bosses, police, soldiers, politicians, criminals, biological functions, language, space, time... all of these are impositions on your slack and are not to be tolerated! Submit to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs for total freedom.

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"O Master," asked the novice, "how may I become wise like thee?"

'Bob' pondered this for a moment, then responded: "Simple, li'l fella... you just eat these Balls of WIsdom™ which I will sell to you for only. . . er, how much have you got?"

The transaction having been completed, the novice eagerly crammed his purchase into his mouth... and retched, and gagged, and vomited.

"But Master," he cried. "These Balls of Wisdom™ are but parrot dung!"

"See?" said 'Bob.' "You're getting wiser already!"

"That's not a UFO. UFOs don't exist."

Well, which is it?

If you're a SubGenius, you can say 'both' and 'neither' and 'also' - you can say any darn thing you want, at any time, and pay the price accordingly! Your every whim and bad habit elevated to sacred doctrine, just because you decided to JOIN...

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the human brain is a bit like a treadmill with a guy running on it. except, there is no guy

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Oh my 'Bob,' what a horrible catastrophe! It's just awful. . . Jeff Bezos lived!

We don't know what kind of weapons these alien shock troopers will carry into battle when they arrive, but we do know that they have a disarming charm and a profound hunger for Pink flesh.

Once you go Slack, you never go back... unless you want to. But why would you? Masochism, of course, and there's nothing wrong with that if it floops your bloop.

Don't let me tell you what to do. Don't let 'Bob' tell you what to do. Don't even let YOU tell you what to do... just do what gives you satisfaction, and do the HELL out of it.

Or don't. Who am I to say? Maybe you prefer to live in a Pink fog. Maybe you like hitting yourself in the face with the back end of a claw hammer.

Well came and went... once again the great conman duped us again. Time to re-read by @Nikolai_Kingsley and wait until next year.

What? You haven't read it yet???

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I took this picture in Compton, California. . . is this evidence of alien visitors attempting to blend in with Earth people? WE SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW.

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