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Telephone Operator

[quote]Which is worse, FOMO or FOOYBNIEO? With the Telephone Operator, I can avoid both. All it took was building and programming a custom robot and now I'm free as...[/quote]

Subliminal advertisers used to take pride in their trade. It's like they're not even trying anymore. 🖕 :cnsp:

"The community or organization that does not protect its humblest and most hated member in the utterance of his opinions, no matter how hateful or false, is only a gang of slaves."

"Free Speech" by Covington Hall (1871 - 1951) in "Voice of the People" Volume II Number 38 (September 25 1913)

A music site called MAGROOVE has put up a free artist site with my name on it, and one song so far. . . and on the side, they have ads for some exceptionally doubleplusungood very bad no-bueno specrapularly craptastic t-shirts.

WTF?

artists.magroove.com/store/m-o

Last night's sprawling 4-hr. music and phone prank mix, 'The 'Best' of Ambient Phone Trolls' is available on . Note--this program is very funny but contains strong language and may be NSFW. Listener Discretion Advised:

mixcloud.com/pnarco/ncn-the-be

Many of the Church's Facebook groups are woefully polluted with partisan politics of a most un-SubGenius nature. Sure, the GOP sucks, but so does Lefty "Politically Correct" bullshit, and neither of them should be acceptable except for vicious mocking in any SubG forum. Certain people running certain SubG groups on Facehole, though, exhibit a profound fondness for their preferred flavor of Conspiracy dickshitting.

This is one of the most frustrating things to happen so far at dobbs.town don't say I didn't warn you.

The crucifix is really Rome's way of saying to people "This is what we did to the last guy who said he was God, so you just watch yourself!" Fight me!

DONBARNOLD W. CLINTRUMBUSH IS A RUSSIAN NAZI COMMUNIST SPY BORN IN BENGHAZI AND CAN'T SPELL 'POTATOE'

VOTE 4 "BOB" OR YOU'RE THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY!!!

NO HITSIES! NO TAKEBACKS!

"To expect bad men not to do wrong is madness, for he who expects this desires an impossibility. But to allow men to behave so to others, and to expect them not to do you any wrong, is irrational and tyrannical." - Marcus Aurelius, The Meditations.

Image: "Vigilantes" by Granger (1893).

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"Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry." - Ecclesiastes 8:15

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"The true infidel is the man who is voluntarily unfaithful to his ideals." - J. Wm. Lloyd, "Maxims and Meditations" in The Index (January 18 1883) page 344.

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"Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me. For could the sun do that, then could I do the other; since there is ever a sort of fair play herein, jealousy presiding over all creations. But not my master, man, is even that fair play. Who's over me?" - from Moby Dick; or, The Whale by Herman Melville (New York: Harper 1851).

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"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." - H. L. Mencken, "Minority Report" (1956)

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