"Buddha is dead. Maitreya hasn't come yet. I just had a terrific nap and didn't even dream about Confucius." --Hotei "The Laughing Buddha"

The Church of the SubGenius is willing to make exceptions to hard and fast rules when the evidence supports such a change. As a whole, one should quit one's job for "Bob". But...

vice.com/en/article/v7mp8m/jap

If you need an excuse to make an excuse, you’re already one layer too deep. Just do things, for “no reason.” The rational mind is for rationalizations, not rationality. I’m not saying if it feels good do it, I’m saying that action can happen. Disimmobilize! You no longer need to wait for permission. No guarantee you’ll get it right, but you will get it going. Start moving and course correct. Make up some fool explanation at the end if you want, but go! Cross the starting line. Spread the word!

All recipe reviews on the Internet:

★☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦.

Been away from Dobbs.Town for a while, because I've been playing with the happy oddities over at Dobbscord and on FreeThinkRadio. I've been gathering a bit of a reputation for my ranting and freely given Dobbs "wisdom", and although I did not look for it, I have been given the appelate "Reverend", as in " Rev. ClayGhoul ". I'm honestly surprised that they are so impressed by what I say...I merely let Dobbs stream out of me.

"Bob" set me free from a lot, including my assigned gender, which is why I find the regular drumbeat of transphobia among Subgenii pretty weird.

I get the feeling that the next few days will test how much I've internalized my Subgenius indoctrination. The will to take things seriously and act like I have control is great, but my Slack is holding for now.

James Randi has been my ShorDurPerSav in the past. Anyone who sticks their finger in the eyes of that many knuckleheads is a-ok with me. And he never did come after no Subgenius, because he knew we were the real deal, a joke, and even realer deal.
npr.org/2020/10/22/926717787/a

Sat my Subgenius ass down with my Subgenius wife and her Subgenius boyfriend and absolutely loved "J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs And The Church Of The Subgenius". What a treat to see so many people who've only been voices or names on a podcast to me, but who have all collectively cultivated the art, wit, and wisdom that made my life as rich and wild as it has been. I only wish there'd been even more material brought into the story.

Diogenes. He slept in a barrel, pissed on his rivals, and masturbated in public, all to make a point about the hypocrisy of civilized life. Is is possible JHVH-1 delivered a revelation to him one night while experimenting with a Antikytheria Machine of his own design? It seems likely based on these falsified documents I have here.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogen

YOW!! I just learned the SubGenius movie is finally coming out... October 16 in "virtual theaters" (whatever that means) and October 20, View on Demand. I don't know WHERE exactly, yet, but here's the link that director Sandy Boone sent out today: movieweb.com/jr-bob-dobbs-chur

This probably means we contributors can get our DVD copies soon!

Boy Scouts circa 1987: "Hey young fella! Join us and we'll teach you to identify plants and tie knots!"
Eagle Scout me, today: [takes another bite of edible and reads a shibari tutorial]

Forbidden scientists at Dobbstown Costa Rica's Mentos & Coke Propulsion Lab are harnessing this fundamental force of nature in our quest to bring the word of "Bob" to the outer regions of space. When we say this baby has a 4-liter engine, we mean it.

While shooting the shit last night, my Yeti wife and I realized we're both, in a weird way, a degree of separation from Bjork and each fell ass-backward into that one. It's a curious Slack, but definitely Slack.

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