Boy Scouts circa 1987: "Hey young fella! Join us and we'll teach you to identify plants and tie knots!"
Eagle Scout me, today: [takes another bite of edible and reads a shibari tutorial]
@Rev_Couchsloth I got kicked out of the boy scouts for pushing someone into the fire. I think. It was a miserable little affair of forced robotic interaction.
@Shitlord sounds like a crappy troop. That'll ruin the whole thing.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.