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“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.” ~George Orwell

J.R. "BOB" DOBBS ACTION MASK

Materials needed:
•scissors
•a large rubber band
•a self addressed stamped envelope
•$2.00 (or more)
•send $2.00 to:
P.O. Box 807, Glen Rose, TX 76043

Slack is different
things to different
people. For 3/4 of the world's population, Slack is a good meal. And if things keep getting worse, someday Slack for ANYBODY could be just one more breath of REAL AIR.

So you must ask yourself: Do you have Slack? Do you? How would you know?

Click here to learn more:
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Before starting in on the lucrative religion and cult business, "Bob" once modeled in 1950's magazine adds.
Need proof of "Bob's" existence? Look no further.

Now give "Bob" his $35. What are you waiting for? The End Times and this small price for salvation won't last forever.
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BY A LARGE MARGIN, J.R. "BOB" DOBBS was popularly elected as "FRAUD OF THE CENTURY".

Time-Jan 1 2000 --Results of Fraud of the Century

In their Jan.1 special issue, TIME grudgingly acknowledged that Dobbs had whupped Geraldo, Rush, O.J., Stern, and every other hated media asshole.

Praise "Bob"!!!!!

subgenius.com/bigfist/FIST-200

THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS

SALVATION, or SALIVATION?

Just Another Excuse for Assholes, or the Last Bastion of "Human" Dignity??
WHY NOT BOTH???

Find out why?
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Until everyone is everyone, no one is no one.

J. R. “Bob” Dobbs can show you how.

:jrbd: SubGenius.com

There's justice. There's social justice. But are you ready for...

SPIRITUAL JUSTICE

... the kind that comes from the Church of the SubGenius? It's slightly worse but much better than you think, by it's very nature. If you thought money or politics was making the world go 'round, wait until you see RELIGION.

Specifically, THIS religion, the one that justifies your every thought and action as that of a superior mutant.

:jrbd: subgenius.com

O Sacred Heart of "Bob", through which my heart finds solace and refuge,

Be my strength, my courage, my fortress, and my defender of SLACK. 

O Sacred Heart of "Bob", proof of JHVH-1’s love and desire for me,

I place all my trust in you. Amen.

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