“This will bring slack to millions!” Well, maybe.
“This will bring slack to some people!” That might be the case.
“This will bring slack to me!” Go for it!
If you want something to happen, that is sufficient reason to get started and be lucky.
Lucky IS something you - yes YOU - can be. It is a skill you can increase in yourself. It is related to your slack.
No, YOU tell ME how. You know. And you can pretend to know. That works too.
All hail @RevXenoFact for this surprise gift! There was no name on the box just addressed here so it was extra mysterious then said, "I bet a Subgenius sent me this" and sure enough! I will cherish these souls and consult them as needed - thank you!
(My cult is the best cult )
Holy crap, https://XDayCountdown.com has been updated. Hopefully fixed so it doesn't go into, uh, negative numbers after New Years...?!
👉 It now shows you "25 XDay". It might even change next year on it's own!
👉 IT HAS SEVERAL GODDAMNED SECRETS! Face without mouth (One is a WIP.)
👉 I started a new bot on Twitter for the site; hope to get it printing a countdown every day. https://twitter.com/XDayCountdown
👉 (Maybe I can do that here, too, eventually.)
"My Uncle in Saskatchewan" is a song about Canadian prairie romance, and how it can often lead to disembowelment.
A plump, soft, sweet dweeb; Card carrying SubGenius member and local bulldada cabalist.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.