Guimo @ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town

Now that my student loans are going to need payments from me again soon...

... don't go to college. It ain't worth it. Just sayin', it ain't worth it. College is very similar to snake oil. Lots of promises, but all you get is a piece of useless paper.

Instead, send $35 to The Church of the #SubGenius and do whatever you want without the chains of debt.

Join the Church today!

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"It is not history that is repeating itself, it is the mistakes."

~ Caliph Abdülhamid Han II

From "The Evening Republican" (Columbus, Indiana) September 20, 1921. One hundred years ago.

2400-year-old Siberian Stone Idol yappari ichiban saikou kawaii desu yo!

There are some miserable, awkward people in this world. Let “Bob” show you how to be more thoroughly one or the other. Or neither. Or BOTH.

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A Cornucopia of Forbidden Ecstasies are available wholesale at The Lesser Zontar Islands

#ClownProblems

Ending up staying up all night researching ancient Sumerian fart jokes.

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The Allegory of “Bob” bringing the spirit of Zontar to the unsaved

@ReverendGuimo a triumph of sales and slack, documented live by Puzzling Evidence. Rev. @onan Canobite in Portland Oregon, March 14 1998.

Learn this song! Sing it as you go into battle!

https://youtu.be/WbKQa0Q5TGU

It is possible that some of what we consider subject might not be subjective. Newborn infants will look for a longer period of time at symmetrical images than non-symmetrical images, and at human faces more than other objects. Newborn infants, who cannot possibly have been taught to prefer anything, seem to prefer symmetry and human faces. An objective sense of what is beautiful.

Similarly, the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs seems to be inherently able to sell anything to anyone.

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"Classified Advertisements" from Dobbs.town Mirror, Vol II, No. 1
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"Classified Advertisements" from Dobbs.town Mirror, Vol II, No. 1 (original yellow)

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