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X-Day in the year so-called "2017."

I dunno, what's YOUR mind-control cult like? Mine's like this.

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Roughly 42"x30 when he hems are done. It took bout 2,500 Swarovski flatbacks. I plan on making more, perhaps as gifts but with cheaper stones. Now, where to hang it? Praise "Bob" for providing the Slack needed to create such a ridiculous item! :jrbd:

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Ask your mama for fifty cents,
To see that Guru jump the fence.
He jumped so high up in the sky, He didn't come down til the fifth of July!
Walking with "Bob", yeah walking with "Bob",
If you don't know how to do it,
I'll show you how to walk with "Bob"!
Apologies to Rufus Thomas

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"Some people", my grandad said, "are so dumb they don't know shit from shinola or their ass from a hole in the ground! They couldn't pour piss out of a rawhide boot with complete instructions written on the heel!"
That's the way he felt, that's the way I feel!

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Freud's personality theory (1923) saw the psyche structured into three parts, the Id, Ego and Superego. Id fans were left with Ego Envy. Look at Ego strutting around in reality with it’s pal Super Ego all proper and joyless. Now with the New You Zontar Method and its Id Amplification Application your Z- Chromosomes will activate the hibernating Super Id.

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