Now that my student loans are going to need payments from me again soon...
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It is possible that some of what we consider subject might not be subjective. Newborn infants will look for a longer period of time at symmetrical images than non-symmetrical images, and at human faces more than other objects. Newborn infants, who cannot possibly have been taught to prefer anything, seem to prefer symmetry and human faces. An objective sense of what is beautiful.
Similarly, the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs seems to be inherently able to sell anything to anyone.
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