Guimo @ReverendGuimo@dobbs.town

@ReverendGuimo

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STAN FREBERG - Chun King Chow Mein Hour 1962

This used to be very rare, I had it on VHS in the olden days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQQUvVOeR08

“This will bring slack to millions!” Well, maybe.

“This will bring slack to some people!” That might be the case.

“This will bring slack to me!” Go for it!

If you want something to happen, that is sufficient reason to get started and be lucky.

Lucky IS something you - yes YOU - can be. It is a skill you can increase in yourself. It is related to your slack.

No, YOU tell ME how. You know. And you can pretend to know. That works too.

http://SubGenius.com

buddha, wacky golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979

All hail @RevXenoFact for this surprise gift! There was no name on the box just addressed here so it was extra mysterious then said, "I bet a Subgenius sent me this" and sure enough! I will cherish these souls and consult them as needed - thank you!

(My cult is the best cult )

http://www.saintbigfoot.com/

"BOB" IS SEX!

Gangway for Tomorrow - Lesser Zontar Islands

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Capitalist Doom & Gloom boys got you in a Spin? Now you no longer need fear the End of the World! Learn how at
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#subgenius

The great thing about the Sacred Doctrine of Erasability. We can look back on our past stupidities and ignore them.

Holy crap, https://XDayCountdown.com has been updated. Hopefully fixed so it doesn't go into, uh, negative numbers after New Years...?!

Also:
👉 It now shows you "25 XDay". It might even change next year on it's own!
👉 IT HAS SEVERAL GODDAMNED SECRETS! Face without mouth (One is a WIP.)

👉 I started a new bot on Twitter for the site; hope to get it printing a countdown every day. https://twitter.com/XDayCountdown

👉 (Maybe I can do that here, too, eventually.)

Beyond the Purview of Dreams - Fropton Heights - Lesser Zontar Islands

Had a dream of a SubGenius revival at a large SF convention. Two separate parties. A skit about Superman asassinating "Bob" for Connie. T-shirts.

It's time to grow the Church, spawn Clenches, and make the world face it's naked pinkness.

"My Uncle in Saskatchewan" is a song about Canadian prairie romance, and how it can often lead to disembowelment.

https://youtu.be/3h6T6xkcZuw