Should you encounter a SubGenius in the wild... The most important thing to remember is to never break eye contact. They see this as a sign of weakness and can attack even when unprovoked. For your own safety and well-being, send $35 to The SubGenius Foundation so you may receive remote psychosurgery to open your third nostril. The effluvium released from this minor operation will allow you to whiff-pstench out your own kind and no longer will you be in any danger from that moment on. Why wait!?
@Shitlord I once had a girlfriend lick my eyeball to see what it was like. Turns out it's not as cool as it sounds
@negative hey who hasn't tasted an eyeball or two?
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