While it may be true that Reverend Shitlord's patented illumination chamber will enlighten any poor soul who enters... It's a well known problem that nearly all who enter there.. Never leave again.
The price for parting the multudinous veils of divinity is high. All those who dare set eyes on the great white light are either instantly sublimated from matter to energy, or marked by our own shortcomings cast out to Earth to serve as a messenger to all those who would follow in foolish footsteps.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.