Quick, what is your first urge upon seeing this. Not your second or third reaction, not your witty reaction you want people to think you think like. What is your first reaction?

@Shitlord A grape cake (in spite of the blackberry), but upon further observation, it looks like a Life Savers.

@Shitlord I feel strangely compelled to poke this, convinced its perfect purple surface will ripple in response.

Annoyed I can't find an adequate porn for my particular cravings at the moment. Anata wa? :blobthinking:
@Jojothegoodperson @Shitlord
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