"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." ~Turkish proverb
@Shitlord Related (from birdsite):
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.