Kids these days will never know the hardships of having to overcook a fresh hard boiled egg yolk for the computer mouse. Every week you needed a fresh one, and it was super hard to perfect.

Things that kids from today won't get:
"My mouse egg needs lubrication"
"Forgot to get the mouse pad from the dishwasher"

@Shitlord that's ok, they put their thousand dollar iphones into the microwave on high for a few minutes so it charges instantly.

@Shitlord I literally never did that, :-p I would take it apart and clean the rollers and even wash the ball, but never had to replace it with an egg yolk.

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