Life hack: yeet your entire body down the escalator divider in order to save yourself 3 seconds on your commute!

@Shitlord I decided to go face first instead, but it got me a medical marijuana card

@JackMeinoff this is the wild west. We don't need no steenkin medical maryjoowana cards.

@JackMeinoff what do you mean, you don't want to come to my city infested with needles? I can joke with business colleagues and customers because it's so normalized, about watching out for the needle trees... Because it's true!

@Shitlord I've dodged needles in SF, and we have a fair share here. Most people are still dying from pills though.

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