Life hack: yeet your entire body down the escalator divider in order to save yourself 3 seconds on your commute!
@Shitlord I decided to go face first instead, but it got me a medical marijuana card
@JackMeinoff this is the wild west. We don't need no steenkin medical maryjoowana cards.
@Shitlord this is the mild mid west 🙃
@JackMeinoff what do you mean, you don't want to come to my city infested with needles? I can joke with business colleagues and customers because it's so normalized, about watching out for the needle trees... Because it's true!
@Shitlord I've dodged needles in SF, and we have a fair share here. Most people are still dying from pills though.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.