"Bob" is the gun and YOU are the bullet! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Remember, the Teachings of "Bob" are SUPPOSED to be contradictory! The near-omnipotent Hell Creatures are only a tool of Cthulhu, which, JEALOUS of our perfect Slack, holds our world in its evil grip but is exposed by the BURGEONING Nental Ife of the Master of Slack. Yet when the time comes, you must KILL "Bob"!
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