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Trying to figure out the ideal places to *ahem* "distribute" my Dobbsheads that came with my membership kit.

Goals:
1. Reach the unwashed, pink masses
2. See regularly so I can chortle softly, under my breath
3. Achieve global Dobbsian revolution, spreading en"bob"enment far and wide.
4. Attain / obtain Llama

So, looking for ...

Where did *your* Dobbsheads end up?

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Retrofitting my childhood memories. Time is no obstacle for "Bob":

Religion without "Bob" in some form is brain rot.

Piss this Normal off by sending $35 to

subgenius.com/

What is slack?

Pinkies don't hurt me.

Pinkies don't hurt me.

No more...

Please tell me there is somewhere I can rapidly obtain Dobbshead candy to pass out on October 31.

Please.

🍬 :jrbd: 🍬

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Retrofitting my childhood memories. Time is no obstacle for "Bob":

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Hot take: ordainment donation was worth it just to be on a instance with a custom "Bob" emoji.
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"Bob" levels are at 68% and rising rapidly.

(68%) :jrbd: :jrbd: :jrbd: :jrbd: :jrbd: :jrbd: :jrbd: □□□

Trying to figure out the ideal places to *ahem* "distribute" my Dobbsheads that came with my membership kit.

Goals:
1. Reach the unwashed, pink masses
2. See regularly so I can chortle softly, under my breath
3. Achieve global Dobbsian revolution, spreading en"bob"enment far and wide.
4. Attain / obtain Llama

So, looking for ...

Where did *your* Dobbsheads end up?

what if you got a new plastic welder and you needed to practice and then you went to a yard sale and found 2 identical dolls for $.50 each and the light bulb came on over your head

DOBBS.TOWN

Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.