Often High Pope Bob Dobberson @bobdobberson@dobbs.town
Often High Pope Reverend Doktor Bob Dobberson Esq. at your service.
Founder of The Church of "Bob" the Average, a schism of The Church of the SubGenius, that seeks to uncover the flaws in the code of the universe left behind by its programmer, "Bob" the Average.
Seeking: Potentially-platonic post-pandemic orgy partner.
Joined Nov 2020
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"Bob" set me free from a lot, including my assigned gender, which is why I find the regular drumbeat of transphobia among Subgenii pretty weird.
Man, talking with other people when they're having a difficult time is great for exploring your own difficult times and learning a bit more about yourself. We should talk more often.
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If I would have had someone there to do the dishes, I would have never been forced to learn the no think science of doing the dishes.
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Get a paper bag and tear a little hole in one of the corners. Put some popcorn in, pop it in the microwave.
Shake the un-popped kernels through the little hole into one bowl, pour out the popped kernels into another bowl. Pour the un-popped kernels back into the bag.
Repeat a few times, all-popped home-made microwave popcorn.
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Many years ago I bought a nice second-hand pea-coat jacket. As I was walking home I felt something in the pocket I hadn't noticed. Reached in the pocket, pulled out a fishing lure with barbed hooks. It didn't poke me, it didn't snag on the jacket, came right out and there it was in my hand. What good luck!
I've kept this good luck fishing lure ever since. Now you've seen it, and read the story, and came to no harm - so the good luck is passed on to you.
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Every one of you is precious and wonderful and unique and necessary and deserving of life and love and peace.
Anything your brain does to try to convince you otherwise is a mean trick.
Please try to remember this. Remember it unceasingly.
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While preparing the new condo for paint, I noticed that the upstairs mirror had a rather odd mounting.
Turns out it slides away to reveal a very shallow hidden compartment in the wall.
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Part 2 of 2 of our latest psychedelic collage mix all about #Trump, #covid, and the #2020Elections now up at #Mixcloud and streamable there at your leisure through their in-browser player.
#SubGenius Radio Programming for The End Times!
Often High Pope Reverend Doktor Bob Dobberson Esq. at your service.
Founder of The Church of "Bob" the Average, a schism of The Church of the SubGenius, that seeks to uncover the flaws in the code of the universe left behind by its programmer, "Bob" the Average.
Seeking: Potentially-platonic post-pandemic orgy partner.
Joined Nov 2020
