Did Jesus Christ's foreskin ascend to Heaven with him, or is it currently under several feet of topsoil in Bethlehem, still bloody and twitching, unable to die?


@Korgdisso Years ago, in the National Lampoon, there was a picture of a painting called The Ascent of the Blesséd Foreskin. Speaking of twitching and unable to do die, what about Superman’s sperm? Read this:


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