The next frontier of mental health will be plant psychologists. After having pioneered and perfected the fields of housepet #psychology and livestock psychology, we need to address the next crisis.
#0 - plants have feelings
#1 - plants think and perceive
#2 - plants communicate
#3 - plant mood affects growth, output
Consult me if you are concerned about the mental well-being of your plants. Free consultation followed by $45/hr service.
oh man, @onan sent me some more Subgenius zines but my roommates thought I was printing them myself and mailing them to myself as a joke... finally got my hands on some