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Anyone a fan of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab? I've got a few samples I need to rehome, and will ship them out if claimed. Aglaea and La Petite Mort are fantastically complex but too feminine for me. Cthulhu smells like a fabreezed fish god.

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TIME CONTROL: The you of the future is nostalgic for what's happening to you right now, so make it good! :jrbd:

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Move forward with confidence, for what choice do you really have than to to never stop moving forward faster than anything the con can throw at us.

What calamity could I ever lament, and what crisis of faith can I not withstand if I know myself? What do I have to lose if I hold on to nothing?

How happy is he born and taught,
That serveth not another's will;
Whose armour is his honest thought,
And simple truth his utmost skill!
-Sir Henry Wotton

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But “Bob” loves you enough to *make* you have Slack BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! If that means taking all your false Slack, then SO BE IT! He will smite you with a JOB and BILLS and RESPONSIBILITIES and SANITY! He'll take your HAIR and your COOL CLOTHES! You will become NORMAL!

And what will you do then? When you look up from your desk and see the horrible blasphemous eldritch truth! Hmm? What WILL you DO then?

REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOBS! SLACK OFF!

PRAISE “BOB”!

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The world ends tomorrow and we have tickets for the pleasure saucers of slack and sexhurt! Praise "Bob" and praise Dobbstown!

Pinkification is a horrific transformation that leaves you beadazzled with narcissism m.youtube.com/watch?v=h28EolCk

You've all done well with the love bombing, but when does the hard discipline and mind control start?

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Has anyone drawn Bob as gender ambiguous with a septum ring, black framed glasses and a vaping device hanging from their lips? The face of the egregore might need a makeover.

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