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A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings," it said, "um. We apologise for abducting your leader. We did not notice her coming aboard when we were here last week."
A cat emerged from the spaceship and sat down to clean her paws.
"Here she is," the alien said.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

They say the neon lights are bright in DOBBS.TOWN

*David Attenborough hides in a bush, watching me take out my phone and start scrolling the timeline*

“Here we see the extremely rare Mastodon heterosexual. Like many before him, he’s wandered into a harsh environment to which his kind are ill suited, he must adapt quickly, or risk defederation. He’s cautious, he begins to type his first post, a reply to a woman with “men stay away’ in her bio: ‘Has anyone told you how beautiful you are when you smile?’ Oh, dear.”

I think we can clone now . . . there doesn't seem to be anyone around

@insane.brains on Instagram: “"Ever feel alienated?" Artist: Jeff Drew @jeffdrewpictures Via: @pop_surreal …”

4,405 Likes, 25 Comments - @insane.brains on Instagram: “"Ever feel alienated?" Artist: Jeff Drew @jeffdrewpictures Via: @pop_surreal …”

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"Is your energy supply sustainable?" the advert asked.
I checked my energy meter.
57% Spite
35% Anger
7% Curiosity
1% Compassion
Renewable, certainly. And it got me through the day. But was it sustainable?
I clicked the ad.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Earth people got no reason
Earth people got no reason to live

Smear campaign against the witnesses who come forward because THEY don't want you to know about the OCTOPUSES! 🐙

Anyone else feel like biting some tinfoil, or is it just me?

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