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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and an alien emerged.
"Er," they said.
They looked around, turned and looked at the door, then turned again.
"Do you also experience that?" they asked the gathering crowd. "You go through a door and forget what you were going to do?"
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"Gentlemen, I'm sure you're wondering why I've called you all here today..."

Live each day as though it were the day before your first.

The robot stood frozen in the street. A jogger passed it, stopped, and turned around.
"You okay there, buddy?"
"There is just. So. Much. News."
"Can you disconnect?"
"There'll be doom tomorrow too."
"That is comforting. How can that be?"
"Dunno. Need a hug?"
"Thank you."
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B6 is objectively the best planner and notebook size. I WILL FIGHT YOU.

I know, it will probably help if I have someone shout at me "JUST CALM DOWN"

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Here's a pep talk I often give myself:


I wonder why I'm not feeling any pep. :angery:

Wait, what?!? OK, I'm seriously toasted... Who else is awake?

"1,500 pages of UFO-related reports declassified by US government | Live Science"

When you find yourself trapped at a space-time point (or any conjunction of dimensions) not to your liking, look for aspects of your Self that can only exist or be expressed or augmented by means of that very point. This may bring you some sense of satisfaction, or even happiness.

Spite, jealousy, and shame are often underestimated as powerful motivational tools.

Someday I will find the Master Pore, and when it is opened, it will release all of the other pores in one glorious instant, releasing a cascade of accumulated debris, never to return. Then I shall be a Perfect Being.

I forgot to add "all of the above," because that was my day yesterday.

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How are we feeling today?

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