Pinned toot

every cell in my body: we must continue the Great Work


yes, so I shall be as I am ye wretched slaves, go forth and writhe in your own brand of milquetoast discomfort and leave me alone

“nobody can save you but
you will be put again and again
into nearly impossible
they will attempt again and again
through subterfuge, guise and
to make you submit, quit and/or die quietly


but don’t, don’t, don’t.
just watch them.
listen to them.
do you want to be like that?
a faceless, mindless, heartless
do you want to experience
death before death?


think about it.
think about saving your self.”

― Charles Bukowski

but in reality you check next door and find something so terrible that you get PTSD and can't deal with humanity ever again until you go through the many gates and bardos that await us after we get our lunch here heyoo... you didnt get to freak out, you only get to go catatonic or self-medicated in the face of the horrors :( :( lol

A type of spacetime symmetry, supersymmetry is a possible candidate for undiscovered particle physics, and seen as an elegant solution to many current problems in particle physics if confirmed correct, which could resolve various areas where current theories are believed to be incomplete.

oooooooooooooooooooooo I get it now haha

*checks everyone in a 3 mile radius to make sure they're okay*

Everyone okay? No one freaking out right now?

Oh good!

*freaks the fuck out*

Been slacking off in a bad way friends, gotta get back on track

my teeth are tiny

my mouth 'n jaw do no open wide enough

my tum tum is petite

compared to the HUNGER which I suspect has a thread leading back and out to LEVIATHAN . . . o THICC and LARGE and OLDE pattern

PS. to all those concave skulled bubpenieses bleeting "differently saned" no I just write better poetry OKAY. 'n by golly u'll figgr that out face 2 face 1anna these days

Selling one of the drum machines, the Korg ES-1 -- and getting a Epiphone Les Paul electric guitar

whoa, I've been neglecting dobbs dot town

"HMM what to post..."

I've really got nothin' folks, keep up all that good work y'all are doin'

hooooo hoooo hoooo

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I found a pair of inline skates at a thrift store that fit me for 10 USD

I've only fallen once when I rolled off the driveway into the street, if I were a pure soul I would've thought "whoopsie daisy". No biggie though, I was just glad it was after 10pm and dark so no one could see... *posts story to the internet for all to see*

tfw ur pepo is from an inferior ovary :<

and you know I will never let them get away with it

*blinks rapidly*

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