Did you know you can buy a SWAP CONTRACT on your SOUL!?

JR "BOB" Dobbs has got you covered! The contract is FREE, and the commission is only $35 payable to @Stang !

Eternal Salvation <-- or --> Triple your money back!

you're getting 1:3 odds, and who the hell believes in ETERNITY, we came from RANDOM NOTHING and go to RANDOM NOTHING, and the human experience of time maps directly to the underlying structure of the cosmos! ... only a fool wouldn't place their chips on the table! Come on down!

A joke soul brokerage would probably make some money... con money :p :p

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we be trading complex derivatives on souls down hurrrr, what u do

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