If you haven't joined the church of the subgenius you are missing out on the opportunity of choosing to interact or not to interact with members. Why would you deprive yourself of this option.

Join The Church of the Subgenius and take life and matters in to your own hands.

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Today is Sunday and if you're not punching life in the balls your doing something wrong.

Met a hero from my youth Gibby Haynes of the butthole surfers

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs can smooth out your problems and smooth out your brain. Wouldn't you - at least part of the time - prefer to be a SUB genius?

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I hope everyone has a slack filled weekend. In gunna play video games till my eyes bleed.

Halp, this dog has a rare skin disease. Please pray for him.

1 boost = 1 prayer

You get more of what you measure.

Increase the number of times in the day you tell someone - tell someone aloud, in person - of your good fortunes. See what happens.

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Remember - the End of the World may be much worse and take much longer than you thought. The mere act of sitting at home watching everything fall apart may be too much for even the stoutest brains to take. In fact, the more alert and intelligent you are, the quicker you'll likely be driven to suicide by the sheer hideousness of what you'll be seeing. WILL YOU BE READY?

WILL YOU STILL BE SANE ENOUGH TO LAUGH WHEN "THAT WHICH MUST COME TO PASS," COMES TO PASS?

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