Made a ninja star at work and labeled it so the haters know what hit em
@negative I'm reporting you to hr
@negative Surprised your coworkers didn't call 911. That's definitely some disgruntled postal worker stuff going on there.
Pffft everyone knows paper can't do shit when someone's got some aluminum foil with sharp edges.
Get your self to the break room reverend and scavange some or I fear you will be outmatched.
Stapplers work well as guns too. @negative
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