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Have you ever organized a pot-luck dinner, or a book group, or another sort of small club? Then you know that even among friends who share interests it is difficult.

The Church of the SubGenius was revealed to the public in 1980. It has thousands of members, not all friends, not all with a shared interest except :jrbd: , and every one of them a weirdo in some way. Yet... here it is. What other groups and movements have come and gone in that time? Maybe there’s something to...

THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS could save your sanity!

Your secret wishes can be granted in full once you know what they are!

"You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think."-J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, 1961

Feeling like there's just no SLACK?

You may have 'snapped' already from the information disease! ("The sleep of reason begets monsters.") Look to the High Unpredictables of the Church of the SubGenius for pancultural deprogramming and resynchronization!


Ive done so much in my life but when my kitty snuggles up next to me and wants pets I think, I can do so much more.

Tomorrow is Slack Sunday! (At least for me), how are all you SubGs gunna slack off?

@GrandHighInquisitor it was more like if you like someone and are scared at what could happen if you told them, just do it. I wasn't being that deep.

@GrandHighInquisitor I agree with you, I wasn't thinking too much in to what I was saying at the time, as in things like that.

When you don't know, just do it anyways. Nothing really matters.

@negative There are plenty of religions & occult orders that are Serious Business, that won't post photos of good friends having a fine time. If that's more your speed, great! Join the Church of the SubGenius & never hang out with anybody - many SubGenii do just that. Others... DO have a good time with their good friends. "Bob" will guide you to the slack mansion most appropriate to your slack goals.

And in the meantime, there's Negative at Night. For these mean times!


I was supposed to see Kraftwerk live in July. Today is a sad day.

@onan great song suggestions. I'm gunna have to play them on Negative at Night in about 2 weeks.

Made a ninja star at work and labeled it so the haters know what hit em

Tonight at 10:30 pm est standard time, Negative at Night on , tonight we will discuss all the things that you didn't know we were gunna discuss.

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