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What are the odds that of all the known religions past and present, and of all the possible religions yet to be revealed, the religion one learns as a child happens to be the one that is true? Most people think so, therefore the odds must be favorable. Not a sure thing, but favorable.
If you want to go with a sure thing, join the Church of the SubGenius. Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
In Genesis 3:11 God asks Adam and Eve: "Who told you that you were naked?" Leaving aside why an omniscient deity might ask a question, let us consider the verse as a prompt for further inquiries.
Who told you life was fair?
Who told you the goal of employment is fun?
Who told you these are days of unique evils and unique saviors?
Whoever it was, you might want a word with them. If you can't find them, make up your own replies - heck, make up your own religion!
Hey! Our band SubG Kids made it on to this week's Hour of Slack!!! Who know an impromptu band created with my co-host of Negative at Night Katana007 and my girlfriend @Pouchi would infect the subgenius ears all over the world.
@johnhattan I was so excited about finally getting them that I didn't even think about reversing the picture
@negative Reverend Negative is ready, night and day, for what must be done. Also in the mirror world! What is his secret?
It's no secret, friend. Rev. Negative is a member of the Church of the SubGenius. His destiny is secured and his slack is majestic.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.