We get mail! From Rev. @obfuscated !

Did your mail-order mind-control cult think you were worth a letter today? Or is your “community” just a web page?

:jrbd: SubGenius.com

UFOs, protip 

Remember, anything can be a UFO if you throw it hard enough.

Leaked from an anonymous source with no further explanation. Clearly a deep-fake of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs - but one of HIS or one of THEIRS?

Your best course of action either way is to send $35 for membership to the Church of the SubGenius.

:jrbd: subgenius.com

I used to have a landline that got only calls from telemarketers and I setup a long outgoing message and a recorder.. :trll:

Sure its on youtube but I couldn't resist having this strange artifact :jrbd:

How many times a day does one need to kill "Bob" in their mind to get to the center of a Tootsiepop? :trll: :jrbd: 🤔

The SubGenius movie is now on Amazon, free with Prime membership.

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