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How can you honestly hate other people unless you truly hate yourself? How can you honestly love other people unless you truly love yourself? How can you honestly deceive other people unless you truly deceive yourself?

Cut out the middle-man in your internal dialogue. The Church of the SubGenius is the finest mail order mind control cult on the market today at this price.

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@onan take it from me! Reversal of fortunes guaranteed! You'll have so much of what you love, you'll hate it! You'll miss those things you used to hate so much, you fall in love with them! As above, so below! Act now!

@onan Is training provided these days in the precious and sublime art of excremeditation? Thanks.

@Shufei absolutely. The sure path to slack is to keep SubGenius literature by the toilet - the rest seems to occur naturally.

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THAT'S what the world needs: MORE HONEST HATE!

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