When you join the Church of the SubGenius, two things happen. First, everything you like becomes part of your “Clench” as a moral good, an aesthetic treasure and a self-consistent spiritual truth system. Second, everything you don’t like becomes BAD and EVIL and is a ‘bad apple’ to be cast out. Who wouldn’t want that kind of slack?
Oh, and you also get to ride on a flying saucer to leave the earth forever on July 5th.
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