The Church of the SubGenius guarantees eternal salvation or triple your money back. And what will that afterlife be like? It's up to the individual SubGenius. For some it will be quiet libraries in cozy cottages surrounded by gentle fields. For others, endless war and bloodshed as deities and monsters battle for eternity. For most - a little of each and everything in between, as the mood strikes. Everybody else's afterlife, PLUS MORE, that's "Bob" 's offer.


Sign in to participate in the conversation

Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.