Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite and the Pyramid of Fate. A 1974 Ace Double rarely seen these days.

None of this matters more than what you're going through, but none of this is not happening. There are many things happening, some what you might want, and others not what you might want. If you think only what you might not want is happening, you are wrong in that specific thought. Other things are happening too, and they matter to the degree you decide they matter.

"Hey I've got this great idea! It's perfect for the Church of the SubGenius. I have an idea, and SOME OTHER SUBGENIUS needs to do the work to make it happen! Not me! I'm, er, not good enough, not famous enough, I'm busy, I'm shy, but SOME OTHER SUBGENIUS really should do this idea, and now!"

Don't be that SubGenius.

The lesson: BE THE OTHER SUBGENIUS who DOES THE THING. The "Bob" worm is RIGHT THERE. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH PART and CHEW.

An axe age, a sword age (things shall be split); a wind age, a wolf age (before the world sinks).

Every SubGenius will experience X-Day in an individual fashion, one that matches their interests...

Fred Warring Pennsylvanians - I Say it's Spinach (1925)

Long as there's you, long as there's me
Long as the best things in life are free
I say it's spinach and the hell with it
The hell with it, that's all!

Long as I'm yours, long as your mine
Long as there's love and a moon to shine
I say it's spinach and the hell with it
The hell with it, that's all!

There must be rain to pitter-patter
Things don't come on a silver platter
What does it matter?

Wikipedia: "'I say it's spinach' [...] is a twentieth-century American idiom with the approximate meaning of "nonsense" or "rubbish". It is usually spoken or written as an anapodoton, thus only first part of the complete phrase ("I say it's spinach") is given to imply the second part, which is what is actually meant: 'I say the hell with it.'" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_say_it

When Hollywood runs out of comic book movies, I have a suggestion...

One year of slack-blasting success at dobbs.town has generated a new and more experience-informed terms of service...

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... for historic purposes, the prior (and now supplanted) terms of service are attached to this post in the form of a graphic.

I wish I could give praise and credit to the artist of this heroic scene. All I can list is my source,

imgur.com/gallery/v1sLgs6

The Church of the SubGenius welcomes Rev. Ort Ort Ort Ort Ort Ort to dobbs.town !

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