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This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie, we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house, it moves, ’cause we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.’

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wired: pessimizing software

Mutations are good, one should mutate as often as possible.

An actual film plot: Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson are cartoon turkeys trying to stop Thanksgiving with a time machine.

@Shitlord @onan "We want to be free! Free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! And we want to get loaded!!"

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You can put raisins on a DiGiorno and no one can stop you, not even God.

In fact, it hurts them.

Learn This Incredible Trick To Train Your Cattle To Play The Standup Bass

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