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Quran, Sura 4:34: "Men are in charge of women, because Allah hath made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah hath guarded. As for those from whom ye fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and 🅱🅴🅰🆃 them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High, Exalted, Great."

Islam: the most preventable evil in the world.

@Twisted666 @onan Onan's waffle stuck to the waffle iron and broke.😞

"So I said, 'fuck you "Bob", gimme that pipe! And he did!"

Is it up to the to save the world? It's starting to look like we've got to (so we can take it over later)! The latest from the Church of the Unanswered Question!

The most frustrating thing about the end of the world is the pace.

So. Very. Slow.

I don't know how I just noticed this, but my Hour of Slack podcast feed hasn't updated in several weeks. Any known issues? Did the saucers zap the wrong radio station?

Beware of a man who knows how you hold his heart. #proverbs

I only had four colors of oil paint left so I used them all up on another X-Day picture.

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