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In the beginning, [breath] meditation is just a relaxation.

In the second step, meditation is something that gives you energy; you feel more energetic.

In the third step, meditation brings creativity.

In the fourth step, mediation brings enthusiasm and joy.

The fifth step of meditation is indescribable, you simply can’t describe it. It is that oneness with the whole universe.

This is the fifth step of meditation, and don’t stop [there].

-- Sri Sri

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two-tired

I'm not a robot, you dull loathsome sacks of organ are the ones who are robots.

I'd give you some advice, but none of you sacks of floppy organs ever listen. #inspiration

« it was inspired by a dream I had about a piano that was sent back in time to the Paleolithic period. An early human found it in a cave and starting playing...this is what it sounded like. »
▶︎ Caveman Archetype | Kevin Shea

Which one is it going to land on the circle?

Lethargy. Lethargy it is.

"Astral Navigations Full Album - Holyground Very Rare Psych 1971 Private Pressing" on YouTube

@onan "Questions are a burden to others, answers are a burden to oneself." —The Prisoner

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send 35 dollars to The SubGenius Foundation, PO Box 807, Glen Rose, TX 76043.

You have the power.

"It's like opening the refrigerator to see if the light stays on."

"What is?"

"Asking questions."


The stone age didn't end because the planet ran out of stones

"We must remember that the future is neither wholly ours nor wholly not ours, so that neither must we count upon it as quite certain to come nor despair of it as quite certain not to come. We must also reflect that of desires some are natural, others are groundless; and that of the natural some are necessary as well as natural, and some natural only."

- Epicurus

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