Actually a good book. As a preparation instruction manual, you could replace “zombies” with your most dangerous and hated nemeses
@philo I've been looking for a way to fend off squirrels and ass crack fungus. This might work.
@rudyschwartz Absolutely! You should first try it on somebody else’s ass crack to see how it works.
@philo Empiricism and not giving a fuck are the only two paths toward enlightenment. And mushrooms. Three paths. Sorry about that.
@rudyschwartz Maybe just replace mushrooms with food.
@rudyschwartz That way the rule also covers doughnuts and Mexican food.
@philo I'd need to experiment with psilocybin and deep fat frying. It might make more sense to spike the glaze.
@philo Empiricism, not giving a fuck and hallucinogenic donuts are the only paths to enlightenment.
Church of the SubGenius Members-Only MastoDobbs.